girl: come over bae
me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead
girl: i’m off my period
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
this is art
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer
i love the mobile tumblr app so much sometimes i don’t even care what the original post said this is all I need to see
VIP (Very Important Post).